Thanksgiving/Turkey Puns

Thanksgiving/Turkey Puns

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

Gobble till you wobble! (26%)
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost? A poultrygeist! (21%)
"My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn't quit cold turkey." (16%)
"Getting the longer part of the wishbone is a snap." (16%)
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food. (11%)
Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! (5%)
"Stuffing is the tur-key to my heart." (5%)

Votes: 19