Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..So I went home. (36%)
• ..So I went and slept with his wife!! (12%)
• ..then he fired me at the end of it! (9%)
• ..So I took the day off and went fishing. (9%)
• ..So I resigned. (6%)
• ..So I asked him when he was leaving! (6%)
• ..So I smacked him in the nose. (6%)
• ..so I quadrupled my salary and added 2 months of paid vacation to my contract. (3%)
• ..So I reparked my car across two executive car spaces. (3%)
• ..especially if I didn’t know I worked here! (3%)
• ..So I quit my job and left (3%)
• ..With you as my boss? IMPOSSIBLE!!! (3%)