Doctor Puns
Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns
- Doctor: "Wow, that cut looks terrible. Do you want me to stitch it up?" Patient: "No, thanks." Doctor: "OK, suture self."
(60%)
- Patient: ‘Doctor, my hair keeps falling out. Have you got anything to keep it in?’ Doctor: ‘What about a cardboard box?’
(20%)
- Doctor, I can't hear properly in my right ear. I'm certain it's my right ear, I'm definite!
(10%)
- take to aspirins and call me in the morning
(10%)
- If you are sick you need to go see Doctor Phil Goode.
(0%)
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