Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..A Baby Boomer. (16%)
• ..An oldie but a goodie! (9%)
• ..a teenager with a years of experience (6%)
• ..Just call me a Sexy Senior Citizen.. (6%)
• ..a walking corpse (6%)
• ..Just an aging teenager (6%)
• ..Getting free coffee, you’re just jealous (6%)
• ..as spry as any whippersnapper! (6%)
• ..I am just getting started!! (6%)
• ..Having My "Happy Hour". My nap! (6%)
• ..Posting on eHarmony that I'm the new 30. (6%)
• ..im a young pup in old person clothes (3%)
• ..Just a silly old fool (3%)
• ..Specialist in archaeology. (3%)
• ..I'm a Junior Citizen. I won't be graduating to lofts for a while. (3%)
• ..way too young to be a senior citizen! (3%)
• ..Im a kid whose had a hard life. (3%)