Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..And I said No! More bacon! (19%)
• ..i say no more DR, (13%)
• ..No, No, he said no more baking (9%)
• ..OK. If can't bake anything, I'll fry it! (9%)
• ..Time to find a new doctor (6%)
• ..Life without bacon is NOT worth living! (6%)
• ..So that means more pork chops and sausage! (6%)
• ..So I said I need a new doctor!!!!! (6%)
• ..He was just being a Road Hog (3%)
• ..So I switched to steak, instead (3%)
• ..I want a second opinion! (3%)
• ..So I ordered my usual bacon cheeseburger (3%)
• ..I said "Fine. I like his wife's movies better anyway." (3%)
• ..So I filled out my will (3%)
• ..Sorry Kevin, you can't escort me to the doc any longer! (3%)
• ..So I will have a rasher instead! (3%)
• ..So I said, "No, what you meant to say is I only have x before I die." (0%)
• ..I told him YOU ARE FIRED (0%)