Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..do my bones and joints disagree? (23%)
• ..Bother to try. (15%)
• ..Worry about it (15%)
• ..Doesn't it feel like it! (12%)
• ..is a phrase that has never been uttered by young people. (12%)
• ..Not simply ignore the use by date? (12%)
• ..Change that attitude! (8%)
• ..would you think I'm not getting older? (4%)
• ..Are you unhappy? (0%)
• ..I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror. (0%)