Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..But it's still not enough. (20%)
• ..I could pass gas around her and she never knew (20%)
• ..Had to go in next room just to be able to breathe (15%)
• ..People would pass out when she walked by (15%)
• ..That I thought about putting her on the street corner to sell flowers! (5%)
• ..It just had a sign on it that said "Out of Odor (5%)
• ..The dogs in the neighbourhood started following her around.. (5%)
• ..that her nickname is Chanel No. 5. (5%)
• ..Smoke alarms would go off when she came in the room (5%)
• ..To save on buying deodorant. (5%)
• ..That my Gardenia in My Boutonnière wilted in Church (0%)