Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Asked daddy first. (18%)
• ..I just always acted like one (12%)
• ..avoid double negatives (12%)
• ..put on clean underwear (12%)
• ..made a Fool of myself! (12%)
• ..move away from that end of the horse. (6%)
• ..Come back around, and I've been around a few times by now (6%)
• ..knew that I was raised by wolves. (6%)
• ..I always cross both ways before I look. (6%)
• ..I always let the fool go first. (6%)
• ..ran like heck when Father took off his belt! (6%)
• .. turn around twice while singing Rule Britannia and crossing my fingers if I step on a crack in the sidewalk.... (0%)
• ..But, daddy did! (0%)