Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Asked daddy first. (22%)
• ..I just always acted like one (11%)
• ..avoid double negatives (11%)
• ..put on clean underwear (11%)
• ..made a Fool of myself! (11%)
• ..I always let the fool go first. (7%)
• ..move away from that end of the horse. (4%)
• ..Come back around, and I've been around a few times by now (4%)
• ..knew that I was raised by wolves. (4%)
• .. turn around twice while singing Rule Britannia and crossing my fingers if I step on a crack in the sidewalk.... (4%)
• ..I always cross both ways before I look. (4%)
• ..But, daddy did! (4%)
• ..ran like heck when Father took off his belt! (4%)