Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..of too many tariffs (20%)
• ..the reindeer know that I have venison on my Christmas menu . . . (16%)
• ..cause I'm old and grouchy !! (12%)
• ..Apparently, my chimney has a “No Parking” sign. (12%)
• ..Congress voted to release the naughty list. (12%)
• ..my cows keep mistaking the reindeer for new friends and won’t let them leave. (8%)
• ..He and the Reindeer have no time bc they have too many games to play on GT! hehe (8%)
• ..Milk or cookies (4%)
• ..because he doesn't have anything to cure cancer (4%)
• .. not only do Scrooge's prisons and work houses continue but now we suffer more modern mutations of abuse and hatred. (4%)
• ..I lit a fire under his bum last year. (0%)