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May Winners
June Winners
Sundrop kid IS THE 2 MONTH WINNER OF A PARAPROSDOKIAN TOKEN 6/29/20
JULY WINNERS
| WHY DOES SOMEONE BELIEVE YOU WHEN YOU SAY THERE ARE FOUR BILLION STARS | 7/3/20 | bestgremlin | 1Goldero,1token |
| IF LIFE'S NOT A BED OF ROSES | 7/7/20 | Heartsong bestgremlin | 1 Goldero ea, 1 41st anniversary token ea |
| IF MONDAY HAD A FACE | 7/10/20 | squiggy2 | 1 Goldero, 1 41st anniversary token |
| HE WHO WAKES UP EARLY | 7/15/20 | PattyMac | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| OF COURSE I TALK TO MYSELF SOMETIMES | 7/19/20 | Buddha | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| MY WORSE FEAR ABOUT BECOMING A ZOMBIE | 7/22/20 | Buddha | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX | 7/26/20 | RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| YOU LAUGH BECAUSE I'M DIFFERENT I LAUGH BECAUSE | 7/30/20 | JanuarySnowAngel | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
AUGUST WINNERS
| I'M SO OLD I REMEMBER | 8/4/20 | kruntessa | 1Goldero, 1 Token |
| I POURED SPOT REMOVER ON MY DOG | 8/7/2020/ | RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| IF LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS | 8/11/2020/ | izzy | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| IN THREE WORDS I CAN SUM UP EVERYTHING I'VE LEARNED ABOUT LIFE | 8/15/20 | RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| I AM SO BROKE | 8/19/20 | Heartsong | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| I HAVE A NEW HAIR STYLE TODAY...IT'S CALLED | 8/23/20 | firstjenn | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| I COULD TELL MY PARENTS HATED ME | 8/27/20 | Heartsong | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| A BALANCE DIET MEANS | 8/31/20 | Heartsong | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
Two Month Winner for July and August
Heartsong for (unknown photo)
SEPTEMBER WINNERS
OCTOBER WINNERS
| IT'S FOOTBALL SEASON SO I'M | mystori | 10/3/20 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| THE WEIRDEST ADVICE MY MAMA GAVE ME | izzy | 10/5/20 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| THE DOCTOR TOLD ME I NEEDED TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS | kruntessa | 10/9/20 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME WAS SO SCARY | Lil Red | 10/12/20 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| HALLOWEEN NIGHT I TURNED AROUND AND SAW | kruntessa | 10/14/20 | 1 Goldero, 1 Anniversary Token |
| I WAS WORKING IN MY LAB LATE ONE NIGHT AND | mystori | 10/17/20 | 1 Goldero, 1 Anniversary Token |
| IF YOU PUT ALL YOUR EGGS IN ONE BASKET | Lil Red | 10/20/20 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| I WAS BITTEN BY THE GREEN EYED MONSTER | fatdaddy | 10/24/20 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| I'VE GOT A FROG IN MY THROAT | PattyMac | 10/28/20 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| EXCUSE ME BUT I WAS TOLD | marcmandy | 10/31/20 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
NOVEMBER WINNERS
| IF YOU WERE BORN WITH A SILVER SPOON IN YOUR MOUTH | csain1 | 11/2/20 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF | Silkwood | 11/8/20 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| LIFE IS LIKE A FAIRY TALE | Jools | 11/11/20 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| IF I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE I'VE TOLD YOU A HUNDRED TIMES | Sundrop kid | 11/16/20 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| YOU'RE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE | bestgremlin | 11/22/20 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| I QUIT THERAPY BECAUSE | hypnotist | 11/27/20 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING LATE BUT | Heartsong | 11/30/20
Winner of Contest for Sept. Oct. Nov. kruntessa Lil Red
DECEMBER WINNERS
| IF YOU SEE A MAN RUNNING FROM A TIGER | fatdaddy | 12/4/20 | 1 Token, 1 Goldero |
| SOCIAL MEDIA IS LIKE A POORLY WRITTEN DIARY | Lil Red | 12/7/20 | 1 Token, 1 Goldero |
| SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN AND | csain1 | 12/10 | 1 Token, 1 Goldero |
| MY CAT ATE SANTA'S COOKIES AND MILK | MM David littlefair XI | 12/13/20 | 1 Christmas Token, 1 Goldero |
| SANTA TOLD ME RUDOLPH'S NOSE WAS REALLY RED BECAUSE | JanuarySnowAngel | 12/18/20 | 1 Christmas Token, 1 Goldero |
| AS FROSTY WAS MELTING HE YELLED | csain1 | 12/21/20 | 1 Christmas Token, 1 Goldero |
| IF YOU'RE CAUGHT BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE | laura lee | 12/24/20 | 1 Christmas Token, 1 Goldero |
2021 Winners
| Lil Red | The New Years Eve Party Was So Loud | 1/1/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| Heartsong | I'm Not Crazy, I'm Just | 1/5/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| Lil Red | If Too Many Cooks Spoil the Broth | 1/10/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack | I'm Not Lazy | 1/14/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| Big Giant Head | Smile, You're on Candid Camera | 1/19/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| Jools | Whoever Says Nothing is Impossible | 1/23/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| bestgremlin | Let's Bury the Hachet | 1/27/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| z71cat | A Clear Conscience is Usually the Sign Of | 1/31/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
FEBRUARY 2021 WINNERS
MARCH 2021 WINNERS
APRIL 2021 WINNERS
| **Lover of Darkness** | You'd Better Look Before You Leap | 4/10/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| Lil Red | April Showers Bring | 4/16/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| Sundrop kid | My Crown Slipped a Little Today When I | 4/20/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| TowneKook- | Walmart Told Me I Was Banned Just Because | 4/24/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| izzy | Growing Up I Was So Poor | 4/29/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
MAY WINNERS
| eliphont551 | My Doctor Told Me No More Drinking | 5/3/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| TowneKook- | I Ate My Wheaties for Breakfast And | 5/8/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Bonus Token |
| thebodywall | Life is Not All Sparkles and Unicorns | 5/13/21 | 1Goldero, 1 Token |
| Lil Red | You Know You're in Hot Water When | 5/19/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| PattyMac | Love Your Enemies | 5/25/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
JUNE WINNERS
| Bullets9mm | My Boss Told Me I Needed To | 6/2/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| Evan54 | Life is Like a Bowl of Chili | 6/8/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| MM David littlefair XI | They Know I'm Off My Rocker Because | 6/12/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| GinnyB | Look! It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's | 6/17/21 | 1 Goldero, 1Token |
| Buddha | It's Not Shake and Bake, It's | 6/22/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| HeatherN | You Know It's a Dog Day Afternoon When | 6/28/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
JULY WINNERS
| Buddha | You're Like the Lyrics to My Favorite Song | 7/03/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| MM David littlefair XI | I Heard it Through the Grapevine | 7/07/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| ladyvic | If My Dog Could Talk He/She Would Tell Me | 7/11/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| TowneKook- | It Was So Hot Out Today | 7/18/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| Heartsong fatdaddy | I Don't Always Go The Extra Mile | 7/23/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token ea |
| thebodywall | My Neighbor Told Me I Really Should | 7/28/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
AUGUST WINNERS
| RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack | I'm Not Lazy | 8/3/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Bonus Token |
| izzy | I Can't Come to Work Today | 8/5/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| z71cat | My Grocery Bill Was So High | 8/12/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token, 1 Anniversary Token |
| marcmandy | My Mind Says Go, My Body Says | 8/18/21 | 1 Goldero, 1 Token |
| Watson | Elvis Has Left the Building | 8/24/21 | 1 Goldero, Two Anniversary Tokens, 1 Butterfly Token |
| Buddha | Your Assignment, Should You Decide To Accept It, Is to Not | 8/30/21 | 2 Anniversary, 1 Para Token |
September Winners
| PattyMac | I've Had Enough Of "Todaying | 9/3/21 | 1 Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| TowneKook- z71cat | You Know You've Reached Middle Age When | 9/8/21 | 2 Anniversary Tokens, 1 Para Token |
| Evan54 | If Your Neighbors Keeps Watching You Through Binoculars | 9/12/21 | 1 Para Token, 1 Anniversary Token |
| monkeytyper | Barbie is so Popular They Started Making Her | 9/17/21 | 1 Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Heartsong | My Cat Keeps Looking at Me Like | 9/22/21 | 1 Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Bullets9mm | If Your Spouse Says You Cant' Cook | 9/28/21 | 1 Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Lil Red | If You Can't Take the Girl Out of the Country | 9/30/21 | 1 Para Token, 1 Goldero |
OCTOBER WINNERS
| marcmandy TowneKook- | I Was Offered A Part in the Walking Dead Movie | 10/7/21 | Fall and para token, 1 Goldero, 2nd place TK, fall token |
| { Player } | The Wicked Witch Put a Curse on Me and Now | VOIDED | |
| rUsureU_ want2doTHAT | My Halloween Party Was So Scary | 10/14/21 | Fall and Para token, 1 Goldero |
| thebodywall | I Opened My Door on Halloween Night | 10/18/21 | Halloween Token, 1 Goldero |
| Jools | My Psychiatrist Told Me I Needed To | 10/23/21 | Fall Token, 1 Goldero |
| Heartsong | You Can't Have Everything | 10/25/21 | Fall Token, 1 Goldero |
| Jools | They Said I Could Be Anything I Wanted | 10/31/21 | Para and Halloween Token, 1 Goldero |
November Winners
| Watson | I Never Forget a Face But | 11/4/21 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Bullets9mm | You Might Be a Redneck If | 11/9/21 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Evan54 | My Teacher Told Me I Needed To | 11/12/21 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| eliphont551Trent-PA | Please Don't Eat the Daisies | 11/16/21 | 1 Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| HeartOnFire | It Was So Cold Out | 11/20/21 | 1 Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Lil Red | Not Only Did I Get Up on the Wrong Side of the Bed | 11/24/21 | 1 Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| GinnyB | Yesterday When I Was Young | 11/29/21 | 1 Para Token, 1 Goldero |
December Winners
| kellymcinaz | I Laughed So Hard | 12/2/21 | Christmas Token, 1 Goldero |
| TowneKook- | Santa Claus is Not Coming to Town Because | 12/4/21 | Christmas Token, 1 Goldero |
| Trent-PA | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | 12/5/21 | Christmas Token |
| HeartOnFire | Rudolph's Nose Is So Red Because | 12/9/21 | Christmas Token, 1 Goldero | kellymcinaz Bonus token |
| Bullets9mm Trent-PA | The Chili I Made Was So Spicy | 12/12/21 | Christmas Token, 1 Goldero |
| { Player: Evan54} | The Winter Blizzard Was So Strong | 12/15/21 | Christmas Token |
| Trent-PAlaura lee | My Doctor Told Me I Was Too Old To | 12/22/21 | Christmas token |
| { Player }Marry In Haste | | | |
| PattyMac | Just Once I'd Like to Turn on the News and Hear | 1/7/22 | 1 Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| mystori | I Have an Imaginary Friend | 1/11/22 | 1 Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| thebodywall | I Tried Counting Sheep to Sleep but | 1/15/22 | 1 Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Evan54 | 9 Out of 10 Times I Will Probably | 1/20/22 | 1 Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Jools | They Told Me to Follow My Dreams | 1/26/22 | 1 Para Token, 1 Goldero |
FEBRUARY 2022 WINNERS
| Bullets9mm | You Know Your Driving is Really Bad When | 2/4/22 | 1 Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Watson | Singing in the Shower is All Fun and Games Until | 2/8/22 | 1 Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Rabbits2 TowneKook- | I'm Not Clumsy | 2/13/22 | Bonus Token, 1 Goldero |
| Lil Red | My Therapist Says I have a Preoccupation for Revenge | 2/17/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| mystori izzy | I'm Starting to Have Trouble With My Vision | 2/22/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Jools | Due to Current Economic Conditions | 2/27/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
MARCH 2022 WINNERS
| Buddha | He Grabbed Her Hand and Held it Tightly | 3/4/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Watson | If You Think Your Boss is Stupid | 3/8/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| TowneKook- | I Know They Say That Money Talks | 3/13/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Rabbits2 | I Threw a Boomerang a Couple of Years Ago | 3/17/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Lil Red | When the Cop Pulled Me Over, I Told Him | 3/24/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Bullets9mm | When the Past Comes Knocking | 3/31/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
APRIL WINNERS
| Heartsong Evan54 | Never Tell Your Secrets to Your Neighbors | 4/6/22 | 1 Para Token, 1 Goldero ea. |
| TowneKook- | I'm Not Here to Judge | 4/10/22 | 1 Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| TowneKook- | My 15 Minutes of Fame Didn't Turn Out So Well | 4/15/22 | 1 Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| izzy | 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall | 4/22/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Lil Red | I've Exhausted All Avenues So Now I'm Gonna | 4/28/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
MAY WINNERS
| marcmandy | You Know You Must be Dreaming When | 5/4/22 | 1 Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Jools | Mama Always Said | 5/11/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Lil Red | I Try to Watch What I Eat | 5/17/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| **Lover of Darkness** | You Never Know What You Have | 5/22/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Trent-PA | You Know the Honeymoon is Over | 5/28/22 | Choice of Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Rabbits2 | You Know the Honeymoon is Over | 5/28/22 | Choice of Para Token, 1 Goldero |
JUNE WINNERS
| monkeytyper | Growing Up I Was So Poor | 6/1/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack | Sorry I'm Late | 6/7/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Rabbits2 | There's a Full Moon Out Tonight | 6/12/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| z71cat | A Dog is Man's Best Friend Until | 6/15/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| mystori | Never Underestimate the Power Of | 6/21/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
JULY WINNERS
| Jools | The Energy Bunny May Keep Going | 7/2/22 | Bonus Token, 1 Goldero |
| kruntessa | But officer, I Was Just Running | 7/7/22 | Bonus Token, 1 Goldero |
| TowneKook- | My Beautitian Just Shook Her Head | 7/13/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Big Giant Head | If You Talk to Me Before I've Had My Coffee | 7/20/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| JanuarySnowAngel | Hearing Voices in Your Head is Normal | 7/25/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
AUGUST WINNERS
| izzy | If There's Too Many Cooks in the Kitchen | 8/2/22 | Bonus Token, 1 Goldero |
| thebodywall | Mama Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys | 8/7/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| kruntessa | You Know You're Getting Older When | 8/13/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Heartsong | Instead of Counting Sheep to Sleep, I | 8/19/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| z71cat | When we Got Married My Wife Told Me | 8/23/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Candy Cane Kaz | I Saw a Sign That Said "Watch for Children" | 8/28/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
SEPTEMBER WINNERS
| z71cat | The Shortest Horror Story Is | 9/4/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| **Lover of Darkness** | I'm Not Saying She Wasn't Dealing with a Full Deck | 9/10/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| * Sassy_Angel * | My Grandma Always Said to Keep | 9/16/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| bestgremlinBuddha | You Know You've Got a Problem When | 9/23/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Jools | That Awkward Moment When You Get Out of Your Car and Realize | 9/29/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
OCTOBER WINNERS
| Clem3610 | Life is Not a Fairy Tale. If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight | 10/4/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero | Heartsong Trent-PA Second place bonus token |
| RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack | Not Only Did I Fall Off the Diet Wagon, I Set it on Fire and Used the Insurance to Buy | 10/8/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero | Bonus token bestgremlin |
| marcmandy | Last Night GoldToken Was Offline So I Had To | 10/18/22 | Pata Token, 1 Goldero |
| Lil Red Watson | I Did a Cartwheel the Other Day Thinking it Was Like Riding a Bike | 10/22/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Bullets9mm | The Hardest Part About Being an Adult | 10/30/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
NOVEMBER wINNERS
| GinnyB | The Most Important Four Words in a Marriage is | 11/3/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Trent-PA | It's Best to Let Sleeping Dogs Lie | 11/8/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| Heartsong | My Doctor Mentioned I Was No Longer a Spring Chicken So I Told Him | 11/11/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack | I’m Sorry, While You Were Talking I Was Trying to Figure Out | 11/17/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| eliphont551 monkeytyper | It's Amazing How Clean My House Can Get When | 11/22/22 | Para Token, 1 Goldero |
| monkeytyper joenrondi | When You Do Squats, Are Your Knees Supposed to Sound Like | 11/27/22 | Choice of Christmas Token, 1 Goldero |
| Buddha | Sometimes, Someone Unexpected Comes into Your Life Out of Nowhere, Makes Your Heart Race | 11/29/22 | Choice of Christmas Token, 1 Goldero |
DECEMBER WINNERS
| **Lover of Darkness** | Instead of a Do Not Disturb Sign, I Need One That Says | 12/1/22 | Christmas Token, 1 Goldero |
| Jools mystori | Sometimes the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense | 12/4/22 | Christmas Token, 1 Goldero |
| joenrondi | Just Because I'm Smiling Doesn't Mean I Don't Want To | 12/8/22 | Christmas Token, 1 Goldero |
| TowneKook- | I Get Enough Exercise | 12/11/22 | Christmas Token, 1 Goldero | Second place Watson Choice of Para Token |
| Jools | If You Wish Upon a Star | 11/14/22 | Christmas Token |
| RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack | Santa Claus Isn't Coming to Town This Year Because | 12/18/22 | Christmas and Para Token, 1 Goldero | 2nd mystori joenrondi Para token |
| TowneKook- | The Grinch Told Me This Year He's Going To | 12/23/22 | 1 Para and Christmas Token, 1 Goldero | **YANKEE ROSE*JR FRANK PAB 2nd place. |
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