Limericks Archives

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[ Limericks ]

thegazebo It's time to bid farewell to '08
LyndiLoo Halleluiah! For some it was great!
thegazebo I'm sure Obama and Phelps would agree
*DOMINATOR* It wasn't easy becoming a part of history
marlisam For a resolution it's not too late!

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*DOMINATOR* MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, was shouted in cheer
*DOMINATOR* By the rosey cheeked man being pulled by his reindeer
sharktooth Sharing much joy
LyndiLoo Giving out many a toy
*DOMINATOR* Just one last stop, "Rudolph, off to Zaire!"

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thegazebo Only 4 days to go until The Big Day
LyndiLoo Off to Grandma's so far away
*DOMINATOR* Children everywhere full of cheer
marlisam or is it they drink beer?
LyndiLoo Oh look! It's Santa, reindeer and sleigh!

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*DOMINATOR* You can Google this and Google that
thegazebo Tehehe you could even Google marlisam's cat
marlisam She is the top search
LyndiLoo Won't leave you in a lurch
LyndiLoo Can't wait to see if there's a chat!

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*DOMINATOR* Let's have a party, there'll be food and entertaining
marlisam after dancing my feet will be aching
thegazebo I'll see all my friends there
marlisam Togas they will wear
thegazebo Gotta get done with my cooking and baking.

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thegazebo There was an old man who lived by the bay
*DOMINATOR* He went out at sunrise to fish all day
marlisam He wore a pink hat
sharktooth Sat on a mink mat
*DOMINATOR* and wondered what his fish would weigh

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*DOMINATOR* If four plus three equals seven
superkaempe the gentle giant Then two plus nine makes eleven
MysticKah but when I add one and one
MysticKah (that's me and my Hon)
MysticKah It's totally Seventh Heaven!

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thegazebo Why is it when big biz's in trouble
*DOMINATOR* Nobody wants to be accountable
marlisam They want a bail out
*DOMINATOR* And there will be no doubt
thegazebo If they get it they'll be back for double.

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*DOMINATOR* I gazed up in the sky at the moon
MysticKah And thought I saw a flying babboon,
thegazebo But I realize now
superkaempe the gentle giant It was really a cow
*DOMINATOR* Being chased by a fork and a spoon

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*DOMINATOR* Klaatu visited Earth not on vacation
*DOMINATOR* But to address leaders of every nation
*DOMINATOR* Cease all forms of aggression
*DOMINATOR* Or Gort will teach you a lesson
*DOMINATOR* Twill be mankinds annilation

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DIRKSTRA The boards were full of KLAATU
DIRKSTRA Looks like he had nothing to do.
DIRKSTRA Then I thought I saw a ghost
DIRKSTRA but it was thegazebo making a post.
DIRKSTRA Seems like it's always those Two.

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*DOMINATOR* Baby JESUS was born in a manger
*DOMINATOR* His short life was frought full of danger
*DOMINATOR* At Calvary he paid the price
*DOMINATOR* And because of his sacrafice
*DOMINATOR* When meeting God we wont be a stranger

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thegazebo Here's to the poets of Gold Token
superkaempe the gentle giant May their spirits never be broken
*DOMINATOR* When they send out a game invite
*DOMINATOR* And someone takes the bite
*DOMINATOR* Congrats" to the winner is spoken

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marlisam In Florida it's nice and sunny
thegazebo Though their politics are a bit funny
marlisam We frolick in warmth
thegazebo While the mosquitoes swarmth
thegazebo I just love being a beach bunny!

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marlisam Let's start over again with this one!
Crispies Keep it Merry and Jolly and fun
thegazebo As Christmas so fleetly goes by
marlisam for new years we will try
thegazebo And remember the joy of Gold Token.

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firefly I bought a new sweater for Dad
marlisam He thought it was totally rad
sharktooth with stripes up n down
marlisam And worn like a gown
DIRKSTRA His fellow inmates started a new fad.

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sharktooth I'm searching for a Christmas tree
thegazebo Not too tall or short, but full as can be
firefly I'll use pretty lights
marlisam While I dance in tights
sharktooth and all the toys will dance with me.

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firefly Today I must start Christmas shopping!
thegazebo The malls and my list keeps me hopping
superkaempe the gentle giant When the shopping is done
thegazebo And the money all gone
sharktooth The shopping I shall be stopping.

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thegazebo Turkey, stuffing, pumpkin pie,
marlisam Sweet potatoes, hot rolls, oh my!
thegazebo Eat your fill, come back for more
thegazebo Post-Thanksgiving - such a bore
thegazebo Let's end this limerick - sigh...

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thegazebo Once upon a cold Sunday morn
sharktooth Lil blue eyes peeked through rows of corn
thegazebo Hmmm, a crow with blue eyes I mused to myself
thegazebo Then saw it was a tiny green elf
thegazebo Perched on a tiny acorn.

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sharktooth A lil snowflake went floating by
superkaempe the gentle giant Together with all its friends in the sky
Crispies dancing on the breeze
sharktooth with nary a wheeze
thegazebo Winter is here I said with a sigh.

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sharktooth Evening is fast approaching
thegazebo The shadows long and encroaching
mugglewump The moon soon appears
Crispies And it heightens my fears
thegazebo Of burning the eggs I am poaching.

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sharktooth I blinked when I saw eighteen feet
superkaempe the gentle giant and all were covered with sleet
thegazebo Is it winter already I want to know
Spencer cause the streets are all covered in snow
Hoosierenvy I guess our 70s here can't be beat! ;)

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sharktooth Tookie n I rode to Dilly
superkaempe the gentle giant the weather was awkward and chilly
sharktooth We hugged our coats close
superkaempe the gentle giant I covered my nose
thegazebo And looked for warm shelter willy-nilly.

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sharktooth As Muffie chased the butterfly
thegazebo Beneath a clear blue summer sky
Crispies She felt a raindrop
sharktooth or was it soda-pop
sharktooth her brother shook as he walked by?

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Crispies When there was frost on the pumpkin
sharktooth Lil Gertie the country bumpkin
superkaempe the gentle giant She couldn't see light
Jools Got a terrible fright
thegazebo And wrapped herself up in her lambskin.

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sharktooth Ole Buzz Bee was methodical
thegazebo As he read his periodical
marlisam Squinting through glasses
sharktooth Munchin toast n molasses
superkaempe the gentle giant But not doing anything magical

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Crispies Get ready for a Halloween scare
marlisam Where treats and fun are not so rare
Hoosierenvy You'll be sure to jump
Oolong or catch the mumps
thegazebo Come out, come out - if you dare.

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Jools I can't wait til November the 5th
thegazebo The election will finally be done with
Hoosierenvy No more tacky fliers
DIRKSTRA And promises from liars
Hoosierenvy Who soon will be pleading the fifth! LOL

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Oolong I can't wait til November the 4th
Oolong When the election has run its course
Hoosierenvy A new leader will be
marlisam elected you see
superkaempe the gentle giant and then ride away on a horse

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sharktooth Aunt Mame rode in from Montana
thegazebo On her head she wore a bandana
Crispies She was a bit odd
Spencer In her shinny hot rod
thegazebo Playing tunes and eating a banana.

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sharktooth Sir Perky, the popcorn "Colonel"
superkaempe the gentle giant Was sure that the world was infernal
sharktooth til he noticed one day
thegazebo As he sat by the bay
Spencer That it all had come from a journal

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Jools The economy is about to meltdown
thegazebo Thanks to the corporate clowns
marlisam There are no jobs now
superkaempe the gentle giant Except for a cow
thegazebo And 700 billion post show down..

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sharktooth From behind the pumpkin he peeked
thegazebo After hiding from goblins all week
marlisam His face painted black
MysticKah His body in sack,
MysticKah 'Twas enough to make you shriek!

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golden boy These Limericks don't always scan
marlisam But maybe that's just the plan
thegazebo They're fun and they rhyme
superkaempe the gentle giant And all of the time
thegazebo It's a challenge to think up what we can.

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thegazebo While traveling from Calais to Dover
marlisam I rode my dog named Rover
Jools He swam all the way
thegazebo While the crowds yelled "Hooray"
Spencer As we galloped away in the clover

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sharktooth A plump lil robin called Penny
marlisam Had a boyfriend she called Benny
superkaempe the gentle giant He was small as a sparrow
Jools With legs very narrow
thegazebo And a big brother best known as Lenny.

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thegazebo There once was a clown named Bubbles
marlisam His life was so full of troubles
thegazebo Though his mask showed a frown
marlisam Not right for a clown!
Hoosierenvy His giggles made up for it doubles!

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Jools Whilst on a long walk through the woods
FixitDave And holding a bag full of goods
thegazebo I encountered a thief
MysticKah Wearing just a Fig leaf
sharktooth And his bandit friends all wearing hoods!

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sharktooth She smiled as she winked her eye
Jools Whilst munching a large piece of pie
superkaempe the gentle giant But the pie was too old
MysticKah And was growing green mold
Jools and when she noticed, she started to cry.

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sharktooth He looked a bit like a wizard
Hoosierenvy Except for his rather large gizzard
superkaempe the gentle giant He was all dressed in white
firefly as he ran through the night
Jools In a freezing cold blizzard

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thegazebo There once was a woman named Palin
thegazebo Who campaigned while her husband went whalin'
sharktooth She showed her "mettle"
superkaempe the gentle giant But could not settle
firefly She slowly but surely was failin'

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sharktooth I'd love to go dancin' with you
superkaempe the gentle giant And try out a new type of shoe
Hoosierenvy The heel'd be short
sharktooth not made for sport
superkaempe the gentle giant and stuck to the floor with some glue

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sharktooth Today I am inspired "anew"
sharktooth To play in Limericks with you
Hoosierenvy I'll count all the beats
Spencer cause to rhyme is a treat
MysticKah So let's have a laugh or two!

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firefly I haven't a dress for the party
Jools So off I go shopping with Marti
sharktooth I forgot my shoes
Hoosierenvy Which isn't good news
Crispies Guess my toes'll just have to be Hearty!

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sharktooth Mr. Snail and I went a walkin'
thegazebo And though I did most of the talkin'
sharktooth He laughed with glee
firefly As I fell to my knee
Crispies and a few passersby stood gawkin'

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DIRKSTRA The end of the work week in near
marlisam No more this week do I have to hear...
thegazebo The alarm clock at six
marlisam Or be in traffic mix
Hoosierenvy My mind can be perfectly clear.

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thegazebo I once had a parrot named Fred
Hoosierenvy I couldn't understand what he said
furryfeet His mouth filled with crackers
Hoosierenvy And other lipsmackers
MysticKah I guess he was just over fed!

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sharktooth The horse was wearing my hat
thegazebo It made him look rather fat
Jools I suggested a diet
thegazebo He whinnied YOU try it
Jools I replied "I might just do that!"

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Jools I knew an old man, name of Burt
thegazebo His manner was distant and curt
firefly The glare in his eyes
thegazebo Made me realize
Hoosierenvy To smile, he needs some dessert!

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sharktooth He gave me an old wooden nickel
marlisam I'll use it to buy a dill pickle
Hoosierenvy It might be quite sour
marlisam I'll suck it for an hour
Karen Q Or not...sometimes I am quite fickle!

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Nukhulls Marty the red kangaroo
MysticKah Escaped from the Australian Zoo,
feral He hopped for a bit
MysticKahThen decided to sit
cfs MIA But soon he tired of the view.

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autumnrainclosed A new year has once more begun
Ishkabibble Earth has yet again looped 'round the Sun
Nukhulls The last year's in the past
Karen Q It sure went by fast
Nukhulls We didn't get very much done.

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Ishkabibble A toad with a lot on its mind,
autumnrainclosed Tried to eat all his troubles behind
MysticKah 'Til he slurped up a snail,
Nukhulls Thought he: "tastes just like quail!"
Nukhulls And you don't even need teeth to grind!

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autumnrainclosed I knew a young man from Toronto
HeatherN He was so mad, he thought he was Tonto
autumnrainclosed He wore a black mask
pranxter So I thought I would ask...
pranxter "Can you get me a BEER and PRONTO!

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