The Monster Mash

🎶 I was working in the lab late one night

When my eyes beheld an eerie sight

🎶 Frankenstein's monster from his slab did rise

And suddenly, to my surprise

🎶 He did the mash, He did the monster mash

He did the mash, It was a graveyard smash

🎶 He did the mash, It caught on in a flash

He did the mash, He did the monster mash

🎶 From my laboratory in the castle east

To the master bedroom where the vampires feast

🎶 The ghouls all came from their humble abodes

To get a jolt from his electrodes

🎶 They did the mash, They did the monster mash

They did the mash, It was a graveyard smash

🎶 They did the mash, It caught on in a flash

They did the mash, They did the monster mash

🎶 The zombies all were having fun

The midnight party had just begun

🎶 The guests included Wolfman, Dracula and his son Alucard

While the Addams Family mashed and woke the whole graveyard

🎶 They danced the mash, They danced the monster mash

They danced the mash, It was a graveyard smash

🎶 They danced the mash, It caught on in a flash

They danced the mash, They danced the monster mash

🎶 The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds

Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds

🎶 The coffin-bangers were about to arrive

With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"

🎶 They played the mash, They played the monster mash

They played the mash, It was a graveyard smash

🎶 They played the mash, It caught on in a flash

They played the mash, They played the monster mash

🎶 Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring

Seems he was troubled by just one thing

🎶 He opened the lid and shook his fist

And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?"

🎶 It's now the mash, It's now the monster mash

It's now the mash, And it's a graveyard smash

🎶 It's now the mash, It caught on in a flash

It's now the mash, It's now the monster mash

🎶 Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band

And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land

🎶 For you, the living, this mash was meant, too..

When you get to the door, tell them Boris sent you

🎶 Then you can mash, Then you can monster mash

Then you can mash, And do my graveyard smash

🎶 Then you can mash, You’ll catch on in a flash

Then you can mash, You’ll do the monster mash

🎶 WHAA OOOOHH.. Whaa Oooohh…. whaa oooooooooohh……..

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

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