Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..That goldtoken is the greatest game site online (16%)
• ..Pull that mask up over your nose! (13%)
• ..oh i forgot what i was going to say (13%)
• ..to put the darn lid down when you're finished, why do I always have to remind you? (9%)
• ..Aliens do excist (6%)
• ..You're not going to impress the ladies, by burping jingle bells. (6%)
• ..don't exaggerate. (6%)
• ..make that a hundred and one plus (6%)
• ..Close the dang door, you weren't born in a barn. (6%)
• ..and I still can't get it right. (6%)
• ..but who's listening? (3%)
• ..You can not make half monkey half man Bart Simpson (3%)
• ..Dot your eyes and cross those legs. (3%)
• ..To clean up your room! (3%)