Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..is the answer to all of the world's most difficult problems! (17%)
• ..It just provides answers (14%)
• ..Understands (11%)
• ..doesn't know and doesn't care. You figure it out. (9%)
• ..Just says "I love you!".... (9%)
• ..Just satisfies and make your worries melt away a little bit easier. (6%)
• ..is my favourite food group (6%)
• ..just melts in your mouth! (6%)
• ..It just takes prisoners! (6%)
• ..Gets to hear all my deep dark secrets. (3%)
• ..Goes down so smoothly without any problem! (3%)
• ..is the food of the gods! (3%)
• ..Sings 'Almond Joy To The World' (3%)
• ..Is my best friend! (3%)
• ..doesn't need to. He's chocolate, for goodness sake (3%)