You Know You're in Trouble When Your Neighbor Calls and Tells You
Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences
- ..your house is surrounded by yellow police tape.
(26%)
- ..To get home quickly and destroy all the evidence.
(15%)
- ..they can tell you what color undies you have on
(11%)
- ..There's a ufo on your roof..
(11%)
- ..Your dog has dug up his garden
(7%)
- ..Your hubby was sneaking out the window at night
(7%)
- ..The Morgue Van is driving down your driveway.
(7%)
- ..Your dead father voted
(4%)
- ..There are squatters in your house while you're on vacation
(4%)
- ..Your unannounced in-laws just pulled into the driveway....
(4%)
- ..A SWAT team has just carried a cordless Sawzall to your roof.
(4%)
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