Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
Instead of 'Have a Nicei Day,' I think I'll Start Saying
..Got a dollar? 23%
..Have the Day you Deserve. 14%
..Have a groovy day 9%
..Have a nice day 9%
..See you later 9%
..Enjoy your life 5%
..Be thankful you are alive. 5%
..have the kind day you want to have 5%
.Top of the morning 5%
..Hope you have your best day ever! 5%
..What stinks? 5%
..Thank you for shopping at ... We know you had a choice. 5%
..Have a goodun. 5%
..just go and %$#*@! 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

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If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5589742) My Memory is So Bad
Posted by LittleTree on 24 Mar 2024 at 7:51AM

Poll is up. Let's Vote
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SubjectPosted ByDate & Time
5591086Re: My Memory is So Bad PRIMETIME29 Mar 2024 5:29AM
5590961Re: My Memory is So Bad LittleTree28 Mar 2024 6:27PM
5590157Re: My Memory is So Bad hoof hearted25 Mar 2024 5:20PM
5590155Re: My Memory is So Bad hoof hearted25 Mar 2024 5:09PM
5589988Re: My Memory is So Bad Trent-PA25 Mar 2024 3:57AM
5589929Re: My Memory is So Bad Gameheart24 Mar 2024 6:26PM
5589893Re: My Memory is So Bad TowneKook-24 Mar 2024 5:20PM
5589875Re: My Memory is So Bad Jools24 Mar 2024 3:19PM
5589838Re: My Memory is So Bad PattyMac24 Mar 2024 1:52PM
5589828Re: My Memory is So Bad fatdaddy24 Mar 2024 1:30PM
5589742My Memory is So Bad LittleTree24 Mar 2024 7:51AM

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