Jest for Puns - It's a pun contest. If you don't like it the Exodus over there. Hosted by hoot
Please read the Discussion Board Rules before participating in the discussion boards.
Current Poll
Dentist Puns
What do dentists call the x-rays they take of patients’ teeth? Tooth pics 28%
What did the dentist of the year receive? A little plaque. 17%
What does a marching band member use to brush her teeth? A tuba toothpaste. 17%
What happens when you go to the dentist a few times? You know the drill. 11%
What did the dentist say to a golfer with a cavity? You have a hole in one. 11%
getting him to go is like pulling teeth 11%
The king went to the dentist to get his crown fixed. 6%
[ 18 votes ]   [ More Polls ]
 

Wordplay is sadly pun-derrated. However, if you like coming up with groan-inducing quips, or have heard or seen one that you think is great just post yours on this board! Have fun


(unknown photo) Winners will be GONGED_WITH_THE_WIN! Gonged With The Win!

(unknown photo)1(unknown photo)2(unknown photo)3 (unknown photo)4(unknown photo)5(unknown photo)6 }

To enter, just post your entries on the board by replying to the original post. (it makes it easier to keep track of)


1. Each person will be limited to 1 pun.
2. The poll will be posted Saturday morning. USA Eastern time.
3. Voting will end on Sunday evening. USA Eastern time.
4. The winner will choose the next weeks topic/subject. 
Large Arrow RightPuns need to be no more than one sentence, in order for it to fit in the poll.Thank you

Post a new comment                         Back to Jest for Puns                         Show all boards                         Subscribe Subscribe

(#5559979) Re: So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red.

Posted by Jools on 9 Dec 2023 at 1:06AM
I'm having a Star Trek Christmas

To coldly go where snowman has gone before.

div>Replies to this message:
SubjectPosted ByDate & Time
5560062Re: So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red.
LittleTree9 Dec 2023 8:09AM
5560047Re: So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red.
ladyvic9 Dec 2023 6:37AM
5559979Re: So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red.
Jools9 Dec 2023 1:06AM

Post a new comment                         Back to Jest for Puns                         Show all boards                         Subscribe Subscribe