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April Puns are about Shoes
Man is in a shoe shop trying on a shoe. Said to assistant, "It's too tight!" She replies, "Try it with the tongue out." Man: "It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight!" 29%
Being a shoe is my sole purpose. 24%
I took a test on shoes. Totally laced it! 12%
Why should you wear good shoes in a fight? You’ll never see de feet.Why should you wear good shoes in a fight? You’ll never see de feet. 12%
I used to be a shoe salesman, until they gave me the boot. 12%
my soles go to church once a week 6%
What did the shoe say when it found its match? “I’ve found my sole mate!” 6%
My wife said I should get high heels for her birthday. I'm getting some weird looks as I walk down the street 0%
Q. What do you call shoes made of bananas? A. Slippers. 0%
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2. The poll will be posted Saturday morning. USA Eastern time.
3. Voting will end on Sunday evening. USA Eastern time.
4. The winner will choose the next weeks topic/subject. 
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(#5559979) Re: So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red.

Posted by Jools on 9 Dec 2023 at 1:06AM
I'm having a Star Trek Christmas

To coldly go where snowman has gone before.

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5560062Re: So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red.
LittleTree9 Dec 2023 8:09AM
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ladyvic9 Dec 2023 6:37AM
5559979Re: So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red.
Jools9 Dec 2023 1:06AM

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