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Current Poll
April Puns are about Shoes
Being a shoe is my sole purpose. 28%
Man is in a shoe shop trying on a shoe. Said to assistant, "It's too tight!" She replies, "Try it with the tongue out." Man: "It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight!" 28%
Why should you wear good shoes in a fight? You’ll never see de feet.Why should you wear good shoes in a fight? You’ll never see de feet. 11%
I used to be a shoe salesman, until they gave me the boot. 11%
I took a test on shoes. Totally laced it! 11%
What did the shoe say when it found its match? “I’ve found my sole mate!” 6%
my soles go to church once a week 6%
Q. What do you call shoes made of bananas? A. Slippers. 0%
My wife said I should get high heels for her birthday. I'm getting some weird looks as I walk down the street 0%
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Wordplay is sadly pun-derrated. However, if you like coming up with groan-inducing quips, or have heard or seen one that you think is great just post yours on this board! Have fun


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1. Each person will be limited to 1 pun.
2. The poll will be posted Saturday morning. USA Eastern time.
3. Voting will end on Sunday evening. USA Eastern time.
4. The winner will choose the next weeks topic/subject.

Large Arrow RightPuns need to be no more than one sentence, in order for it to fit in the poll.Thank you

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SubjectPosted ByDate & Time
5598526Polls up and time to vote hoot28 Apr 2024 5:24AM
5595092Re: April Puns about Shoes HeartOnFire13 Apr 2024 12:13PM
5595060Re: April Puns about Shoes gertess13 Apr 2024 9:54AM
5595047Re: April Puns about Shoes monkeytyper13 Apr 2024 8:16AM
5595008Re: April Puns about Shoes ladyvic13 Apr 2024 5:55AM
5594974Re: April Puns about Shoes kiwiyeti13 Apr 2024 3:53AM
5594901Re: April Puns about Shoes LittleTree12 Apr 2024 7:08PM
5594850Re: April Puns about Shoes hoot12 Apr 2024 1:08PM
5593336Re: April Puns about Shoes Jools6 Apr 2024 10:38AM
5593310Re: April Puns about Shoes RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack6 Apr 2024 7:59AM
5593308April Puns about Shoes PattyMac6 Apr 2024 7:55AM
5593307Re: Our Pun winner is PattyMac PattyMac6 Apr 2024 7:51AM
5593298Re: Our Pun winner is PattyMac rabbitoid6 Apr 2024 7:15AM
5593296Our Pun winner is PattyMac hoot6 Apr 2024 7:05AM
5591155Time to vote for your favorite Pun for March - leprechaun, or clovers, or gold hoot29 Mar 2024 1:16PM
5587072Re: Pun for March - leprechaun, or clovers, or gold HeartOnFire13 Mar 2024 7:46PM
5587020Re: Pun for March - leprechaun, or clovers, or gold Jools13 Mar 2024 1:29PM
5586852Re: Pun for March - leprechaun, or clovers, or gold LittleTree12 Mar 2024 7:19PM
5586811Re: Pun for March - leprechaun, or clovers, or gold jbdobie12 Mar 2024 3:35PM
5586721Re: Pun for March - leprechaun, or clovers, or gold ladyvic12 Mar 2024 7:45AM
5586555Re: Pun for March - leprechaun, or clovers, or gold dawn196811 Mar 2024 5:09PM
5586529Re: Pun for March - leprechaun, or clovers, or gold jroyster11 Mar 2024 2:47PM
5586507Pun for March - leprechaun, or clovers, or gold PattyMac11 Mar 2024 1:18PM
5586439We have a Winner hoot11 Mar 2024 6:09AM
5584473Re- vote please hoot3 Mar 2024 4:44AM
5584204Re: Time to vote for your favorite Valentine Pun eliphont5512 Mar 2024 4:30AM
5584201Re: Time to vote for your favorite Valentine Pun rabbitoid2 Mar 2024 4:28AM
5584196Time to vote for your favorite Valentine Pun hoot2 Mar 2024 4:13AM
5579067Re: Valentine Puns PattyMac13 Feb 2024 4:26PM
5578781Re: Valentine Puns HeartOnFire12 Feb 2024 9:02AM
5578560Re: Valentine Puns ladyvic11 Feb 2024 10:20AM
5578549Re: Valentine Puns Jools11 Feb 2024 8:36AM
5578537Re: Valentine Puns eliphont55111 Feb 2024 6:47AM
5578536Re: Valentine Puns RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack11 Feb 2024 6:46AM
5578522Valentine Puns hoot11 Feb 2024 5:56AM
5578521Winner is hoot hoot11 Feb 2024 5:53AM
5576950Time to Vote for your favorite pun hoot5 Feb 2024 5:49AM
5572854Re: Weather puns Jools20 Jan 2024 1:57AM
5572584Re: Weather puns hoot19 Jan 2024 4:28AM
5572450Re: Weather puns eliphont55118 Jan 2024 2:48PM
5572424Re: Weather puns gertess18 Jan 2024 1:50PM
5572414Re: Weather puns Clem361018 Jan 2024 1:06PM
5572402Re: Weather puns HeartOnFire18 Jan 2024 11:56AM
5572381Re: Weather puns PattyMac18 Jan 2024 9:46AM
5572378Re: Weather puns jd9118 Jan 2024 9:37AM
5572365Weather puns Jools18 Jan 2024 8:52AM
5572358Re: the winner is Jools Jools18 Jan 2024 8:32AM
5572320the winner is Jools hoot18 Jan 2024 5:10AM
5566772Time to Vote for your favorite Snow Pun hoot31 Dec 2023 6:01AM
5566746Re: Snow puns fearglic31 Dec 2023 3:16AM
5566692Re: Snow puns **Lover of Darkness**30 Dec 2023 9:23PM
5566592Re: Snow puns HeartOnFire30 Dec 2023 3:01PM
5566235Re: Snow puns gertess29 Dec 2023 2:25PM
5566231Re: Snow puns LittleTree29 Dec 2023 2:22PM
5566230Re: Snow puns hoot29 Dec 2023 2:17PM
5566165Re: Snow puns jroyster29 Dec 2023 9:57AM
5566153Re: Snow puns PattyMac29 Dec 2023 9:06AM
5566009Re: Snow puns rabbitoid29 Dec 2023 12:26AM
5566008Snow puns Jools29 Dec 2023 12:18AM
5564298Re: Winner is Jools hoot23 Dec 2023 2:03PM
5564229Re: Winner is Jools jroyster23 Dec 2023 9:08AM
5564228Re: Winner is Jools monkeytyper23 Dec 2023 9:03AM
5564206Re: Winner is Jools fearglic23 Dec 2023 7:59AM
5564019Re: Winner is Jools Jools22 Dec 2023 5:52PM
5563928Winner is Jools hoot22 Dec 2023 2:05PM
5562879Re: Christmas Quiz #4 hoot19 Dec 2023 4:33AM
5562591Christmas Quiz #4 hoot18 Dec 2023 4:54AM
5561676Time to vote for your favorite Christmas Pun hoot14 Dec 2023 1:26PM
5560624Re: Quiz #3 hoot11 Dec 2023 5:37AM
5560319Quiz #3 hoot10 Dec 2023 5:59AM
5560316Re: 2nd Christmas Quiz hoot10 Dec 2023 5:39AM
5560248Re: So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red. **Lover of Darkness**9 Dec 2023 9:47PM
5560062Re: So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red. LittleTree9 Dec 2023 8:09AM
5560047Re: So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red. ladyvic9 Dec 2023 6:37AM
5559979Re: So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red. Jools9 Dec 2023 1:06AM
5559872Re: So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red. PattyMac8 Dec 2023 3:01PM
5559863Re: So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red. eliphont5518 Dec 2023 2:48PM
5559776So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red. rabbitoid8 Dec 2023 7:53AM
5559739We have a winner for Thanksgiving Pun hoot8 Dec 2023 6:21AM
55597372nd Christmas Quiz hoot8 Dec 2023 6:10AM
5557709Re: First Christmas Quiz hoot2 Dec 2023 2:12PM
5557521Time to vote for your favorite Thanksgiving pun hoot2 Dec 2023 4:40AM
5557518First Christmas Quiz hoot2 Dec 2023 4:30AM
5556399Re: New Pun is HeartOnFire28 Nov 2023 12:28PM
5556368Re: New Pun is PattyMac28 Nov 2023 9:58AM
5556347Re: New Pun is Jools28 Nov 2023 7:45AM
5556345Re: New Pun is IDamian28 Nov 2023 7:38AM
5556344Re: New Pun is rabbitoid28 Nov 2023 7:32AM
5556341New Pun is hoot28 Nov 2023 7:06AM
5556339Winner of Halloween Puns - hoot hoot28 Nov 2023 7:02AM
5555957Re: Time to vote for our Halloween Puns jroyster27 Nov 2023 8:38AM
5555884Re: Grandfather Londoner27 Nov 2023 3:13AM
5553780Time to vote for our Halloween Puns hoot19 Nov 2023 5:14AM
5552485Grandfather jroyster13 Nov 2023 7:13PM

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