Current Poll
| April Puns are about Shoes
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| Man is in a shoe shop trying on a shoe. Said to assistant, "It's too tight!" She replies, "Try it with the tongue out." Man: "It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight!"
| 29% |
| Being a shoe is my sole purpose.
| 24% |
| I took a test on shoes. Totally laced it!
| 12% |
| I used to be a shoe salesman, until they gave me the boot.
| 12% |
| Why should you wear good shoes in a fight? You’ll never see de feet.Why should you wear good shoes in a fight? You’ll never see de feet.
| 12% |
| What did the shoe say when it found its match? “I’ve found my sole mate!”
| 6% |
| my soles go to church once a week
| 6% |
| Q. What do you call shoes made of bananas? A. Slippers.
| 0% |
| My wife said I should get high heels for her birthday. I'm getting some weird looks as I walk down the street
| 0% |
| [ 17 votes ] [ More Polls ] |
Wordplay is sadly pun-derrated. However, if you like coming up with groan-inducing quips, or have heard or seen one that you think is great just post yours on this board! 
(unknown photo) Winners will be GONGED_WITH_THE_WIN! 
Gonged With The Win!
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To enter, just post your entries on the board by replying to the original post. (it makes it easier to keep track of)
1. Each person will be limited to 1 pun.
2. The poll will be posted Saturday morning. USA Eastern time.
3. Voting will end on Sunday evening. USA Eastern time.
4. The winner will choose the next weeks topic/subject.
Puns need to be no more than one sentence, in order for it to fit in the poll.
(#5563928) Winner is Jools
Posted by hoot on 22 Dec 2023 at 2:05PMWinner for our Christmas Pun is Jools He will post our new Pun and get a token.
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