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April Puns are about Shoes
Man is in a shoe shop trying on a shoe. Said to assistant, "It's too tight!" She replies, "Try it with the tongue out." Man: "It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight!" 29%
Being a shoe is my sole purpose. 24%
Why should you wear good shoes in a fight? You’ll never see de feet.Why should you wear good shoes in a fight? You’ll never see de feet. 12%
I used to be a shoe salesman, until they gave me the boot. 12%
I took a test on shoes. Totally laced it! 12%
What did the shoe say when it found its match? “I’ve found my sole mate!” 6%
my soles go to church once a week 6%
Q. What do you call shoes made of bananas? A. Slippers. 0%
My wife said I should get high heels for her birthday. I'm getting some weird looks as I walk down the street 0%
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1. Each person will be limited to 1 pun.
2. The poll will be posted Saturday morning. USA Eastern time.
3. Voting will end on Sunday evening. USA Eastern time.
4. The winner will choose the next weeks topic/subject. 
Large Arrow RightPuns need to be no more than one sentence, in order for it to fit in the poll.Thank you

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(#5595060) Re: April Puns about Shoes

Posted by gertess on 13 Apr 2024 at 9:54AM
my soles go to church once a week

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