Paraprosdokian Sentences

Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree

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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous

or dramatic Drama Queen

as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.

Winners, by vote, will receive

Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.

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(#5712755) Re: Winner of Life's too Short. Go for..

Posted by TaUrUsRoSe on 23 Sep 2025 at 4:45PM

(#5712678) Re: Winner of Life's too Short. Go for..

Posted by LittleTree on 23 Sep 2025 at 12:02PM

Thank you, fatdaddy!

(#5712666) Re: Winner of Life's too Short. Go for..

Posted by fatdaddy on 23 Sep 2025 at 11:05AM

ZOUNDS!
Have an uneventful...
...well that's impossible...
Have an as uneventful move as you can.

(#5712655) Winner of Life's too Short. Go for..

Posted by LittleTree on 23 Sep 2025 at 10:05AM

Winner is..

..TaUrUsRoSe with her winning para ending of:

Life's too short. Go for..all you can get. Good Job!!

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page TaUrUsRoSe!

I am moving to another state and will not be online for awhile to add another contest so please bear with me while I transition.

Thanks to each and every one of you for your supporting this board! You ARE appreciated!

(#5711348) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by hoof hearted on 16 Sep 2025 at 5:18PM

Life is short, and so am I.

(#5711192) Winner of Never Underestimate the Power of

Posted by LittleTree on 15 Sep 2025 at 6:16PM

..is..

..RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack with her para ending of:

Never Underestimate the Power of..prayer Good Job!!

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack!

Never Underestimate the Power

Poll is Up

(#5710993) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by LittleTree on 14 Sep 2025 at 5:51PM

..that first and last brownie!!

(#5710954) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by jroyster on 14 Sep 2025 at 1:21PM

Ice cream

(#5710927) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 14 Sep 2025 at 9:59AM

just remember to be thankful for another day

(#5710755) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by Buddha on 13 Sep 2025 at 9:25AM

. . the Jackpot! It's at the end of that Rainbow.

(#5710704) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by Trent-PA on 13 Sep 2025 at 3:41AM

broke.

(#5710678) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by GinnyB on 13 Sep 2025 at 1:30AM

Live like there's no tomorrow...

(#5710637) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by Sundrop kid on 12 Sep 2025 at 5:33PM

The GoldToken!!!!!!!!

(#5710625) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by TaUrUsRoSe on 12 Sep 2025 at 4:59PM

All you can get

(#5710613) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by ladyvic on 12 Sep 2025 at 2:16PM

the challenge

(#5710568) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by z71cat on 12 Sep 2025 at 8:10AM

The gusto

(#5710565) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by Jools on 12 Sep 2025 at 6:26AM

Chocolate instead

(#5710547) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by TowneKook- on 12 Sep 2025 at 4:00AM

Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.

(#5710546) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by PattyMac on 12 Sep 2025 at 3:10AM

another donut!

(#5710533) Re: Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by Gameheart on 12 Sep 2025 at 1:50AM

Everything.

(#5710512) Life's Too Short. Go For..

Posted by LittleTree on 11 Sep 2025 at 6:36PM

(#5709836) Poll is Up

Posted by LittleTree on 7 Sep 2025 at 8:52AM

(#5709782) Re: Winner of Everyone Was Today's Year Old When They Find Out

Posted by hoof hearted on 7 Sep 2025 at 12:29AM

(#5709762) Re: Winner of Everyone Was Today's Year Old When They Find Out

Posted by Sundrop kid on 6 Sep 2025 at 8:20PM

Thanks, I can't believe that actually won. Lol

(#5709748) Winner of Everyone Was Today's Year Old When They Find Out

Posted by LittleTree on 6 Sep 2025 at 6:17PM

..is..

..Sundrop kid with his winning entry of:

Everyone was today's year old when they find out..the poll is up.

Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page Sundrop kid!

Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..

(#5708175) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by GinnyB on 29 Aug 2025 at 12:21AM

A Mother's love

(#5708060) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by marcmandy on 28 Aug 2025 at 9:45AM

...of a falling sky!

(#5707909) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by Buddha on 27 Aug 2025 at 1:21PM

Of positive drinking!

(#5707702) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by PattyMac on 26 Aug 2025 at 12:20PM

A woman on a mission

(#5707477) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by Trent-PA on 25 Aug 2025 at 8:22AM

of keeping your mouth shut.

(#5707476) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by z71cat on 25 Aug 2025 at 8:19AM

Mom's look!!

(#5707410) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 25 Aug 2025 at 2:17AM

.
prayer.

(#5707375) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by fatdaddy on 24 Aug 2025 at 8:04PM

of the bouquet of a slice of pizza.

(#5707367) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by Sundrop kid on 24 Aug 2025 at 7:16PM

Paraprosdokian Sentences

(#5707365) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by jroyster on 24 Aug 2025 at 6:26PM

of Positive Thinking

(#5707339) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by hoof hearted on 24 Aug 2025 at 4:36PM

...of the eyebrow

(#5707330) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by TowneKook- on 24 Aug 2025 at 3:43PM

of stupid people in large groups.

(#5707326) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by izzy on 24 Aug 2025 at 3:15PM

of deodorant.

(#5707322) Re: Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by Gameheart on 24 Aug 2025 at 2:52PM

Of thought....

(#5707288) Never Underestimate the Power..

Posted by LittleTree on 24 Aug 2025 at 12:00PM

Poll is up.

(#5706696) Re: Winner of My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume

Posted by jroyster on 21 Aug 2025 at 6:50PM

(#5706603) Winner of My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume

Posted by LittleTree on 21 Aug 2025 at 12:24PM

..we have a tie!

Winners are:

jd91..but it's still not enough.

jroyster..I could pass gas around her and she never knew.

Both great entries!

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile pages!

My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..

(#5705550) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..

Posted by Trent-PA on 16 Aug 2025 at 7:06AM

there actually are some people who like the taste of liver.

(#5705503) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..

Posted by Jools on 16 Aug 2025 at 12:41AM

And me, I can't find a funny answer to a phrase that makes no sense to me.
If it means "I only found out today that...", then why not say that

(#5705481) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..

Posted by **YANKEE ROSE*JR FRANK PAB on 15 Aug 2025 at 7:41PM

Me 2

(#5705479) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..

Posted by fatdaddy on 15 Aug 2025 at 7:39PM

Maybe it could also be expressed "Most everyone today has already reached adulthood when they find out..."
I was stumped at first myself.

(#5705468) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..

Posted by LittleTree on 15 Aug 2025 at 5:57PM

It means one just learned something new that one wasn't aware of. Usually, something the majority of people already knew. It's like a "who knew?" Used a lot on social media.

(#5705452) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..

Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 15 Aug 2025 at 3:51PM

Sorry but this one completely baffled me.
I have no clue what "Today Years Old" is supposed to mean. Maybe others are having the same issue.

(#5705396) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..

Posted by LittleTree on 15 Aug 2025 at 11:22AM

OK, guys, we need some more entries for "Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.."

Please help us keep this board alive! Pretty Please

(#5705338) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..

Posted by Sundrop kid on 15 Aug 2025 at 3:54AM

The poll is up....

Yes, that is my entry. And no;the poll is not up yet

(#5704049) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..

Posted by PattyMac on 8 Aug 2025 at 8:11PM

Life is not a "Fairy Tale"...

(#5703509) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..

Posted by z71cat on 6 Aug 2025 at 2:56PM

There is no Santa Claus😪

(#5703503) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..

Posted by TowneKook- on 6 Aug 2025 at 2:32PM

When I realized this. I may never be the same.

(#5703447) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..

Posted by fatdaddy on 6 Aug 2025 at 11:47AM

that yes it is best to obey the laws.

(#5703443) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..

Posted by LittleTree on 6 Aug 2025 at 10:38AM

..life isn't what they expected it to be.

(#5703439) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..

Posted by jd91 on 6 Aug 2025 at 10:11AM

How to count.

(#5703261) Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..

Posted by LittleTree on 5 Aug 2025 at 12:32PM

Poll is up. Let's Vote

(#5703260) Re: Winner of You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better. So Why..

Posted by ladyvic on 5 Aug 2025 at 12:19PM

(#5703258) Winner of You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better. So Why..

Posted by LittleTree on 5 Aug 2025 at 11:59AM

..is..

..ladyvic with her ending para sentence of:

You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better. So why...worry about it?

Not much you can do about it, so why worry?

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page ladyvic!

(#5699618) That my Gardenia in My Boutonnière wilted in Church

Posted by Baleen1 on 17 Jul 2025 at 11:19AM

(#5699513) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..

Posted by Bullets9mm on 16 Jul 2025 at 8:42PM

To save on buying deodorant.

(#5699436) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..

Posted by jroyster on 16 Jul 2025 at 12:06PM

They didn't need to embalm her when she died

(#5699416) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..

Posted by joenrondi on 16 Jul 2025 at 9:00AM

Smoke alarms would go off when she came in the room

(#5699397) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..

Posted by jroyster on 16 Jul 2025 at 6:09AM

I could pass gas around her and she never knew

(#5699396) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..

Posted by Trent-PA on 16 Jul 2025 at 6:08AM

that her nickname is Chanel No. 5.

(#5699390) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..

Posted by ladyvic on 16 Jul 2025 at 5:34AM

People would pass out when she walked by

(#5699313) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..

Posted by Gameheart on 15 Jul 2025 at 3:37PM

The dogs in the neighbourhood started following her around..

(#5699311) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..

Posted by TowneKook- on 15 Jul 2025 at 3:13PM

It just had a sign on it that said "Out of Odor

(#5699255) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..

Posted by z71cat on 15 Jul 2025 at 11:14AM

Had to go in next room just to be able to breathe

(#5699247) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..

Posted by jd91 on 15 Jul 2025 at 10:26AM

But it's still not enough.

(#5699238) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..

Posted by PattyMac on 15 Jul 2025 at 9:18AM

That I thought about putting her on the street corner to sell flowers!

(#5699226) My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..

Posted by LittleTree on 15 Jul 2025 at 8:13AM

Poll is up... Let's Vote

(#5698487) Re: Winner of Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer

Posted by Trent-PA on 11 Jul 2025 at 4:24PM

Thanks so much!!

(#5698433) Winner of Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer

Posted by LittleTree on 11 Jul 2025 at 8:33AM

..is..

..Trent-PA with his para ending of:

Then I saw her face. Now I'm a believer...in plastic surgery.

Watch for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page, Trent-PA!

Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer

(#5696578) Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why..

Posted by Gameheart on 2 Jul 2025 at 6:50PM

Not simply ignore the use by date?

(#5696509) Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why..

Posted by PattyMac on 2 Jul 2025 at 11:56AM

Change that attitude!

(#5696363) Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why..

Posted by Bullets9mm on 1 Jul 2025 at 7:00PM

Bother!!

(#5696060) Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why..

Posted by ladyvic on 30 Jun 2025 at 9:37AM

Worry about it

(#5696051) Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why..

Posted by LittleTree on 30 Jun 2025 at 9:04AM

Hey, guys, need some more entries for You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better. So Why... Pretty Please

(#5694148) Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why..

Posted by fatdaddy on 20 Jun 2025 at 1:52PM

would you think I'm not getting older?

(#5694110) Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why..

Posted by TowneKook- on 20 Jun 2025 at 8:35AM

I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror.

(#5694109) Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why..

Posted by LittleTree on 20 Jun 2025 at 8:29AM

..do my bones and joints disagree?

(#5694069) Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why..

Posted by Jools on 20 Jun 2025 at 3:39AM

Are you unhappy?

(#5694066) Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why..

Posted by Trent-PA on 20 Jun 2025 at 3:22AM

is a phrase that has never been uttered by young people.

(#5693970) Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why..

Posted by z71cat on 19 Jun 2025 at 2:04PM

Doesn't it feel like it!

(#5693969) Re: "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why..

Posted by Bullets9mm on 19 Jun 2025 at 1:55PM

Bother to try.

(#5693954) "You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why..

Posted by LittleTree on 19 Jun 2025 at 12:28PM

Poll is up. Let's Vote

(#5692295) Winner of I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough

Posted by LittleTree on 11 Jun 2025 at 11:40AM

..winner is..

..PattyMac with her para ending of:

I'm old enough to know better but young enough...but young enough not to care.

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page PattyMac.

I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough

(#5691401) Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer

Posted by LittleTree on 6 Jun 2025 at 6:46PM

Last call for "Then I Saw Her Face, Now I'm a Believer"

(#5690211) Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer

Posted by LittleTree on 31 May 2025 at 3:39PM

...mirrors really can crack when you look into them!

(#5689645) Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer

Posted by izzy on 28 May 2025 at 1:00PM

That she could eat an apple through a picket fence

(#5689638) Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer

Posted by Buddha on 28 May 2025 at 11:18AM

I couldn't leave her if I tried . . .

(#5689623) Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer

Posted by Sundrop kid on 28 May 2025 at 8:52AM

That I'm in love with Badger!

(#5689286) Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer

Posted by fatdaddy on 26 May 2025 at 11:52AM

I should write a song.

(#5689269) Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer

Posted by TowneKook- on 26 May 2025 at 9:42AM

Not a trace of doubt in my mind

(#5689268) Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer

Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 26 May 2025 at 9:35AM

ugly only skin deep

(#5689266) Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer

Posted by Gameheart on 26 May 2025 at 9:08AM

I don't monkee around....

(#5689234) Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer

Posted by PattyMac on 26 May 2025 at 7:17AM

if looks hurt I would be dead...lol

(#5689207) Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer

Posted by ladyvic on 26 May 2025 at 6:14AM

Make Up works miracles

(#5689204) Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer

Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 26 May 2025 at 6:08AM

in natural beauty.

(#5689182) Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer

Posted by Trent-PA on 26 May 2025 at 4:11AM

in plastic surgery.

(#5689132) Re: Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer

Posted by Jools on 25 May 2025 at 9:22PM

...in the power of moisturising cream

(#5689105) Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer

Posted by LittleTree on 25 May 2025 at 5:36PM

Poll is up. Funniest endings for this one?

(#5688411) Re: Winner of I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I

Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 22 May 2025 at 2:32AM

(#5688389) Winner of I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I

Posted by LittleTree on 21 May 2025 at 7:35PM

..is..

..RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack with:

I was famous for fifteen minutes when I..was born.

Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack!

I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I

(#5687401) Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough

Posted by Buddha on 16 May 2025 at 8:43AM

. . to make endless excuses.

(#5687158) Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough

Posted by AmberLove on 14 May 2025 at 5:03PM

(#5686929) Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough

Posted by jroyster on 13 May 2025 at 1:17PM

To heal from doing it anyway

(#5686814) Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough

Posted by Jools on 12 May 2025 at 6:01PM

Learn new tricks

(#5686783) Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough

Posted by Big Giant Head on 12 May 2025 at 11:31AM

have fun

(#5686699) Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough

Posted by hoof hearted on 11 May 2025 at 10:19PM

To not care

(#5686524) Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough

Posted by GinnyB on 11 May 2025 at 12:02AM

To Care less...

(#5686384) Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough

Posted by Trent-PA on 10 May 2025 at 3:49AM

to know that if caught, I can claim stupidity!

(#5686359) Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough

Posted by Gameheart on 9 May 2025 at 10:35PM

To ignore it....

(#5686353) Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough

Posted by AmberLove on 9 May 2025 at 7:32PM

But I did it anyway

(#5686350) Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough

Posted by TowneKook- on 9 May 2025 at 6:32PM

but still young enough to get carried away.

(#5686334) Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough

Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 9 May 2025 at 3:29PM

to say im old enough to know better

(#5686327) Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough

Posted by Bullets9mm on 9 May 2025 at 2:48PM

To know to blame someone else and get away with it.

(#5686320) Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough

Posted by fatdaddy on 9 May 2025 at 12:58PM

to know that it really doesn't matter.

(#5686227) Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough

Posted by PRIMETIME on 8 May 2025 at 10:21PM

To still kick your butt

(#5686223) Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough

Posted by dickfrank on 8 May 2025 at 9:39PM

to ignore the elder me.

(#5686221) Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough

Posted by PattyMac on 8 May 2025 at 9:05PM

...But Young enough not to care

(#5686202) I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough

Posted by LittleTree on 8 May 2025 at 4:51PM

Poll is up.

(#5685633) Re: Winner of At My Age, Getting Out of Bed

Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 5 May 2025 at 1:37PM

(#5685572) Winner of At My Age, Getting Out of Bed

Posted by LittleTree on 5 May 2025 at 7:31AM

..winner is..

..RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack with her para ending of:

At my age, getting out of bed...is a full time job.

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack!

At My Age, Getting Out of Bed..

(#5684656) Re: I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I..

Posted by Trent-PA on 30 Apr 2025 at 4:12PM

while getting married in church before all my friends and relatives . . . I fainted.

(#5684291) Re: not an entry

Posted by marcmandy on 29 Apr 2025 at 8:19AM

When I rooted for the Yankees at the Mets home ballpark!

(#5683719) not an entry

Posted by Jools on 26 Apr 2025 at 11:42PM

I had to Google it as I missed it on the news

(#5683629) Re: I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I..

Posted by jroyster on 26 Apr 2025 at 1:31PM

Good one fatdaddy!

(#5683462) Re: I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I..

Posted by fatdaddy on 25 Apr 2025 at 7:08PM

requested payment for the cleanup work I did at the town hall in Uden, Maashorst

(#5683342) Re: I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I..

Posted by LittleTree on 25 Apr 2025 at 8:14AM

..when I got fingerprinted and mug shot!

(#5682505) Re: I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I..

Posted by PattyMac on 21 Apr 2025 at 7:42AM

When I...unzipped my life vest and didn't know the top of the bathing suit had fallen down...

(#5682496) Re: I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I..

Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 21 Apr 2025 at 6:49AM

when cancer doctor told me i was unique for having two different cancers at the same time

(#5682303) Re: I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I..

Posted by TowneKook- on 20 Apr 2025 at 3:40PM

Hopefully, it will come when I am still ALIVE.

(#5682247) Re: I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I..

Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 20 Apr 2025 at 11:21AM

was born.

(#5682243) I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I..

Posted by LittleTree on 20 Apr 2025 at 11:10AM

(#5681600) Winner of My Doctor Said No More Bacon

Posted by LittleTree on 17 Apr 2025 at 7:15AM

The winner is...

..Big Giant Head with his winning entry of:

My doctor said no more bacon...And I said No! More bacon!

I like that idea!

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page Big Giant Head!

My Doctor Said No More Bacon

(#5681198) Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed...

Posted by Sundrop kid on 14 Apr 2025 at 11:25PM

Is hearing Snap, Crackle & Pop before I get a bowl of cereal.

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