Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous  or dramatic  as possible.LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it. Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest. If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.  Winners, by vote, will receive  Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.
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Posted by AmberLove on 14 May 2025 at 5:03PM (#5686929) Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough
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(#5686202) I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough
(#5685633) Re: Winner of At My Age, Getting Out of Bed
(#5685572) Winner of At My Age, Getting Out of Bed
Posted by LittleTree on 5 May 2025 at 7:31AM ..winner is..  ..RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack with her para ending of:At my age, getting out of bed...is a full time job.   Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack! At My Age, Getting Out of Bed.. (#5684656) Re: I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I..
Posted by Trent-PA on 30 Apr 2025 at 4:12PM while getting married in church before all my friends and relatives . . . I fainted.
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Posted by marcmandy on 29 Apr 2025 at 8:19AM When I rooted for the Yankees at the Mets home ballpark! (#5683719) not an entry
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Posted by fatdaddy on 25 Apr 2025 at 7:08PM requested payment for the cleanup work I did at the town hall in Uden, Maashorst
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Posted by PattyMac on 21 Apr 2025 at 7:42AM When I...unzipped my life vest and didn't know the top of the bathing suit had fallen down...
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Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 21 Apr 2025 at 6:49AM when cancer doctor told me i was unique for having two different cancers at the same time
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(#5681600) Winner of My Doctor Said No More Bacon
Posted by LittleTree on 17 Apr 2025 at 7:15AM The winner is... ..Big Giant Head with his winning entry of:My doctor said no more bacon...And I said No! More bacon! I like that idea!Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page Big Giant Head! My Doctor Said No More Bacon (#5681198) Re: At My Age, Getting Out of Bed...
Posted by Sundrop kid on 14 Apr 2025 at 11:25PM Is hearing Snap, Crackle & Pop before I get a bowl of cereal.
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Posted by hoof hearted on 13 Apr 2025 at 6:53PM Depends entirely on whether or not I want to keep my job.
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Posted by fatdaddy on 6 Apr 2025 at 12:47PM Is considered to have been accomplished if any part of you is touching the floor.
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(#5678864) Re: Winner of Instead of "Have a Nice Day, I Think I'll Start Saying..
(#5678418) Winner of Instead of "Have a Nice Day, I Think I'll Start Saying..
Posted by LittleTree on 3 Apr 2025 at 9:34AM ..is.. ..PattyMac with: Instead of "have a nice day," I think I'll start saying..*enjoy your day." Look for a para token and one goldero on your profile page PattyMac! Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying.. (#5676925) Re: My Doctor Said No More Bacon...
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Posted by jroyster on 21 Mar 2025 at 1:38PM So I said, "No, what you meant to say is I only have x before I die."
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(#5675277) Re: Winner of Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm..
Posted by Baleen1 on 19 Mar 2025 at 12:13PM Wow! Thanks ever So much for My Shimmering Owl token! What a Wonder(Full) Surprise!
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Posted by monkeytyper on 17 Mar 2025 at 9:48AM Thank you Little Tree and thanks to all that voted for my answer.. 
(#5674808) Winner of Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm..
Posted by LittleTree on 17 Mar 2025 at 9:25AM ..is..  ..monkeytyper with her ending sentence of:Don't call me a senior citizen, I'm...a baby boomer! There were some great entries on this one! Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page monkeytyper Baleen1, you will also receive a para token for your first entry on the board!  Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm... (#5674801) Re: Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying..
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Posted by Jools on 12 Mar 2025 at 11:20AM (#5673676) Re: Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying..
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Posted by fatdaddy on 11 Mar 2025 at 2:38PM If the second sentence is included in my entry would you change the word "know" to the word "notice"?
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Posted by LittleTree on 7 Mar 2025 at 9:21AM Poll is up for a chance to win a Para token and 1 goldero. 
(#5671928) Re: Winner of I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me
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(#5671835) Winner of I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me
Posted by LittleTree on 3 Mar 2025 at 11:24AM ..is.. ..z71cat with:I'll never forget my Mom yelling at me...Go ask your father! that is a good one! Look for a goldero and Pony Up token on your profile z71cat! I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me (#5671263) Re: Don't Call Me a Senior Citizen, I'm..
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Posted by Buddha on 21 Feb 2025 at 11:08AM I'm a Junior Citizen. I won't be graduating to lofts for a while.
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(#5668684) Poll is Up for I'll Never Forget my Mom Yelling at Me
(#5667239) Re: Winner of I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me..
Posted by fatdaddy on 11 Feb 2025 at 2:31PM Yes. I have seen this kind of "dogging". Not something they would want here... 
(#5667161) Re: Winner of I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me..
Posted by Jools on 10 Feb 2025 at 11:39PM In the UK, dogging means something quite different, not suitable to explain here. I've no idea what "to adult" means either, just illiterate to me (#5667087) Re: Winner of I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me..
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Posted by LittleTree on 10 Feb 2025 at 1:58PM Instead of "adulting" they want to live the easy life of a dog, today. (#5667073) Re: Winner of I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me..
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(#5667027) Winner of I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me..
Posted by LittleTree on 10 Feb 2025 at 8:35AM ..is.. ..fatdaddy with his para ending of:..trying to figure out what it means to "Dog".  Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page fatdaddy! I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me.. (#5666844) Re: I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me...
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Posted by LittleTree on 7 Feb 2025 at 4:23PM Were you born in a barn? Close the door, you're letting the flies in!
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Posted by fatdaddy on 1 Feb 2025 at 12:11PM I'd like to change my entry (even though I think it's fairly good) to the following - and the years of anti-psychotics and tricyclic anti-depressants consumed trying to deal with it. (#5664798) Re: I'll Never Foget My Mom Yelling at Me...
Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 1 Feb 2025 at 7:10AM I think you are my sisters daughter you act just like her
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Posted by PattyMac on 31 Jan 2025 at 2:07PM Your like a goose, you wake up in a different world everyday!
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Posted by AmberLove on 30 Jan 2025 at 6:32PM Telling me to stop crying, or she’d give me something to cry about!
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Posted by Big Giant Head on 30 Jan 2025 at 2:52PM But I'll never remember what it was she was actually saying.
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Posted by TaUrUsRoSe on 30 Jan 2025 at 2:42PM I brought you into this world and I can sure take you back out
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(#5663498) Winner of My Boss Told Me to Have a Good Day
Posted by LittleTree on 26 Jan 2025 at 6:29PM Winner is... ..hoof hearted with her para ending of:My boss told me to have a good day...so I went home. Sounds like a good plan to me! Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page hoof hearted! My Boss Told Me to Have a Good Day.. (#5662785) Re: I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me...
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Posted by Trent-PA on 21 Jan 2025 at 3:09AM Anxiously waiting for you to come home and give me something to eat!
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Posted by HeartOnFire on 18 Jan 2025 at 11:27AM Netflixing, giving myself a mani & pedi and taking a nap.
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Posted by LittleTree on 18 Jan 2025 at 8:58AM (#5660476) Voting for My Boss Told Me to Have a Good Day..
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Posted by LittleTree on 12 Jan 2025 at 8:13PM Last chance to enter your para ending for My Boss Told Me to Have a Good Day..! Voting starts soon. 
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Posted by fatdaddy on 2 Jan 2025 at 9:02PM so I quadrupled my salary and added 2 months of paid vacation to my contract.
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Posted by LittleTree on 2 Jan 2025 at 6:01PM  Let's make it a great year and have some fun! Poll is up. Bring someone new to the board so they can, too, win a para token! All new people to the board automatically receives a token as a welcome! (#5657708) Winner of My Jeans Say Salad But My Stomach Says
Posted by LittleTree on 2 Jan 2025 at 5:40PM ..is.. ..z71cat with:My jeans say salad but my stomach says...Ice cream! I scream for ice cream, we all scream for ice cream!!!! Look for the first new para token of the year and 1 goldero on your profile page z71cat  My Jeans Say Salad But My Stomach Says. (#5655259) Poll is Up
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Posted by LittleTree on 22 Dec 2024 at 4:33PM Once again we have a tie! Winners are... ...Jools with...fell off the shelf. Meeshamouse with...encourageed all the Elves to go on strike. guys!Look for a Christmas token and 1 goldero on your profile pages! Wishing everyone a very  and thank you all for supporting this board!  P.S. If you already have all Christmas tokens, A para token will be given. (#5653892) Re: My Jeans Say Salad But My Stomach Says..
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Posted by z71cat on 17 Dec 2024 at 11:59AM Ice cream! I scream for ice cream, we all scream for ice cream!!!!
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Posted by Trent-PA on 17 Dec 2024 at 3:55AM Eat ALL of the Christmas cookies and pull out the XXL sweat pants!
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Posted by HeartOnFire on 16 Dec 2024 at 10:08PM Three deluxe cheeseburgers, french fries and a banana split.
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Posted by LittleTree on 16 Dec 2024 at 5:17PM Poll is up for your choice of a Christmas token or Para token.
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Posted by LittleTree on 16 Dec 2024 at 10:51AM (#5653375) Re: Winner(s) of You Realize You Might be Lazy When
Posted by marcmandy on 16 Dec 2024 at 9:26AM What about Jools with You can't be bothered to think of an answer to this? ...You have someone else change your mind for you (17%) (5) ...You can't be bothered to think of an answer to this (17%) (5) ...you have someone else complete this sentence for you. (14%) (4) (#5653370) Winner(s) of You Realize You Might be Lazy When
Posted by LittleTree on 16 Dec 2024 at 8:47AM Winners are.. ..izzy and Gameheart with:izzy..]..you have someone else complete this sentence for you. Gameheart..You have someone else change your mind for you. Look for a goldero and a Christmas token on your profile pages! You Realize You Might be Lazy When (#5653244) Re: Santa Might Not Stop by this Year. The Elf on a Shelf
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Posted by LittleTree on 14 Dec 2024 at 10:29AM Last chance to tell us what the Elf on a shelf did to stop santa from coming! Poll starts soon! (#5651881) Re: Santa Might Not Stop by this Year. The Elf on a Shelf
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Posted by LittleTree on 8 Dec 2024 at 3:14PM ..got Rudolph inebriated and they took off for Vegas! What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. (#5651387) Re: Santa Might Not Stop by this Year. The Elf on a Shelf
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Posted by LittleTree on 6 Dec 2024 at 6:15PM Poll is up.  Another chance to win one of the Christmas tokens shown above. 
(#5650639) Re: Winner of I Swear Officer, I Really Didn't See
Posted by LittleTree on 5 Dec 2024 at 9:42AM OOPS Gameheart, you get to choose a Christmas token from above. Please let me know which one you would like!
(#5650627) Winner of I Swear Officer, I Really Didn't See
Posted by LittleTree on 5 Dec 2024 at 9:12AM ..winner is.. ..Gameheart with the para ending of:I swear Officer, I really didn't see...The one way street sign...I was too busy texting. Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page Gameheart! I Swear, Officer, I Really Didn't See.. (#5649945) Re: You Realize You Might be Lazy When...
(#5649227) Christmas Tokens
Posted by LittleTree on 30 Nov 2024 at 6:38PM Poll is up and winner to receive their choice of the above Christmas tokens. Don't forget to continue to enter below for a Christmas token. You Realize You Might be Lazy When... (#5648425) Re: You Realize You Might be Lazy When...
Posted by Lil Red on 27 Nov 2024 at 12:50PM When you ask your hubby, to fill up the bathtub, put some bubble bath in, with lots of bubbles.And he says, can you get in the bathtub or,do I have to do that too? You say, well, if you want too.😝
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Posted by AmberLove on 27 Nov 2024 at 7:23AM I say I’ll do it tomorrow, but tomorrow never seems to come (#5648245) Re: You Realize You Might be Lazy When...
Posted by fatdaddy on 26 Nov 2024 at 4:08PM the E.P.A. is knocking on your door wanting to see your refrigerator.
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Posted by Trent-PA on 26 Nov 2024 at 4:15AM You ask the pizza delivery guy to get your mail and your newspaper.
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Posted by Buddha on 25 Nov 2024 at 8:24PM . . When you try to . . . get . . up . . . and . . and . . . . . . . . . (#5648051) Re: You Realize You Might be Lazy When...
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Posted by HeartOnFire on 25 Nov 2024 at 12:37PM You're sitting in a chair and telling your spouse to get this and that for you.
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Posted by bestgremlin on 25 Nov 2024 at 9:18AM ...you hand someone else the remote to change the channel for you.
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Posted by LittleTree on 25 Nov 2024 at 9:01AM (#5647571) Re: Winner of I'm Not Getting Older, I Just
(#5647555) Winner of I'm Not Getting Older, I Just
Posted by LittleTree on 23 Nov 2024 at 7:47PM ..winner is.. ..RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack with her para ending of:I'm not getting older, I just...keep getting better. Truth! Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack! I'm Not Getting Older. I Just | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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