Your face. I thought you were the cop my wife left me for,... trying to bring her back.

..you eating those donuts. I yelled FIRE cuz I thought you were napping!

The "One Way - Do Not Enter" sign with us both speeding, so we're both at fault!!!

any of those other cars, because I'm blind (yes, I know, I shouldn't be driving).

They had a knack for cracking egg-citing cases!

you standing there issuing a citation. Things go by so fast at 195...

The one way street sign...I was too busy texting.....

was body slammed from behind

it had a price tag on it

.....the resemblance of the man I ran down and my husband, really!

you sitting there with your lights flashing

Poll is up.

and
I'm glad you folks enjoyed it.
and
joenrondi

We have a tie! Winners are....joenrondi and fatdaddy with their para endings of:

joenrondiI Taught my Dog to Fetch and Now He Won't Stop Bringing Me...My neighbors newspaper... all my neighbors.

fatdaddy...Anything that's not tied down.

Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile pages!


I Taught my Dog to Fetch and Now He Won't Stop Bringing Me

. . think time is going by faster.

..hide all the mirrors in the house!

I just developed some gray streaks in my hair and crow's feet by my eyes overnight.

Thought I was younger

I just smell that way

Find life getting faster..

I've just lost track of the number of times I've been 28

Refuse to acknowledge any more birthdays!

forget how old I am.

Increased in value!

... I just ... something .. it was right there on the tip of my tongue ...hmm...

....smell like it....!

I just look I am.

keep getting better!

Suddenly got there!

: and thank you for supporting this board!

little kitties

The winner is....dickfrank with his para ending of:

I was going to dress as a witch for Halloween but my husband told me...I had to wear a costume.

Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile dickfrank!

Since it's almost Halloween you will also receive a random Halloween token!


I Was Going to Dress as a Witch for Halloween but my Husband Told Me

His bones.

Oops worded it wrong

he wont stop bringing me food from door dash....

The ball to throw

Won't stop working for Door Dash
'

Every Chewy box delivered within a mile of our home.

his food bowl

He's bringing items from the neighbors' properties and then buries them in our yard!

Their cat ....

Anything that's not tied down.

Other dogs..

The Mailman

My neighbors newspaper... all my neighbors

and the winner is....z71cat with her winning entry of:

My doctor told me I needed to listen to my body more...But it was moaning so loudly I couldn't hear.

Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page z71cat!

My Doctor Told Me I Needed to Listen to my Body More

You look the same to me 365 days a year.....try something else to wear!

no need wasting good money, just go as yourself!

I was too pretty to pull it off.

That I did that every day and to find something else.

You can't cover up what you really are.

they require a firmer hold on their Broomsticks!

My broom was still in the shop for repairs...

So I became the GOOD witch

Which witch?

that he'd already claimed that costume

To dress up the way that I look in the morning.

Nobody would notice the difference

Not to bother..

I had to wear a costume

that she was dressing as St. Joseph so I had to go as Mary.

..not to be taken literally, just adding a funny ending.

This one may not work as at least half of us do not have husbands.

Poll is up.

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but I'm tired of listening to all of the creaking and toots.

I didn't and learned it the hard way!😔

..is.. player HeartOnFire with her winning para sentence of:

Never say never or you'll never...achieve anything! True words!

Look for a Para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page HeartOnFire !

Never Day Never or You'll Never

my body said are you kidding me

I said NO - it talks to much

But it's silent

so I got a hearing aid.

My doctor obviously has not listened to the loud creaks my body makes when I get up in the morning!

But, I told him, "NO! I'm here because I need to hear it less, much less!"

but my psychiatrist tells me to stop listening to the voices in my head . . .

It was saying help me help me lose some weight..lol 😂

My body told me to really listen to my doctor..

So I started using a stethoscope..

Otherwise, I will be doing Deadlifts.

so I decked them. (My body told me to)

But it was moaning so loudly I couldn't hear.

...it told me I needed more chocolate

...is z71cat with:

If you let the cat out of the bag...You sure won't get it back in!

Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page z71cat!


If You Let the Cat out of the Bag

Last chance to enter for Never Say Never or You'll Never...

. . ever reach Never-never Land!

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be able to back down from a duel.

get it right.

dream again!

Find someone like Me.

ever...

Be able to do anything!

Be correct

live life with hope

Get those jeans buttoned....

not know what isn't going on.

achieve anything!

..know the joy of dipping your Oreos in milk!

Want to say it again

Thank you!!

...winner is....Trent-PA with his winning para sentence of:

I'm not shy, I just...dislike people.

Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page Trent-PA!



I'm Not Shy, I Just.

..hide the catnip!

I like barrel of monkeys lol

...Don't tell Schroedinger !

I like both of these. Which one is your entry?

...Don't tell Schroedinger !

...make sure you have some treats ready!

litter duty is yours.

Then Take me to your litter.

you better hope you have 9 lives!

Only the cat will happy, and SOMEONE will be very unhappy

It will scratch up the furniture!

It will turn around and bite you in the hiney..

You sure won't get it back in!

Poll is up. Let's vote.

Thanks so much!

Winner is.....Trent-PA with:

Our bodies are like an old car when getting older...We might shake and rattle, but we still roll!

Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page, soon, Trent-PA!


Our Bodies are Like an Old Car When Getting Older

prefer when someone starts the conversation first & makes me feel comfortable talking back.

don't fit in.

I rather talk to myself because I don't get any bad vibes.

dislike people.

. . self-reflect a lot.

Need encouragement..

flush considerably whenever I consume half a gram of niacin.

don’t want to talk to You!

I just only like my Dog

Think it's to peopley out there.

dont trust people

Time to vote!

Winner is....HeartOnFire with the para sentence of:

I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in...procrastinating, so I probably wouldn't get around to collecting it!

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page soon, HeartOnFire!


I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in

Time's running out for entries for: Our bodies are like an old car when getting older. Don't forget to enter your possible winning entry!

Because as we age, every part of our bodies will also show wear and tear, and our parts will need to be repaired or replaced too.

If you took care of it, you'll get lots of compliments and plenty of offers.

We get traded in cuz when we cough or sneeze, our radiators leak and our exhausts backfire

just don't send me to the junk yard quite yet

The outside paint job may be slightly faded, but the engine is still finely tuned!

We might shake and rattle, but we still roll!

It's just increasing in Vintage value.

We need more repairs and maintenance just to keep going..

You have to say, excuse my backfire

Parts and repairs are very expensive and tiring

We're more expensive to insure, we're not nearly as fast as we once were, we sometimes shake a little, we're a lot louder and some of us leave a puddle when and where we have sat for any length of time.

Thank you!!!

A special to Trent-PA for the para idea of:

I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in.. which will be coming up for vote soon!

If you have any good ideas for para sentences, please MESSAGE me and maybe they'll be used in a contest!

If your idea is used, you will receive (unknown photo) for your idea!

A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous or dramatic as possible.

Winner is....Trent-PA with his para ending of:

Without my coffee in the morning I'm like a...a sleepwalking zombie!

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to you soon Trent-PA!


Without My Coffee in the Mornings I'm Like a

Cow kissing 🐮🐄

The British team would sweep the board with Gold, Silver & Bronze

procrastinating, so I probably wouldn't get around to collecting it!😀

Good one Jools. I'd sure hate to be a judge in that event.

complaining

Word-o-rama Race Around

living online.

Sleeping sitting up 😴

easy touch for grandkids and great grandkids ,just at thoe face

toenail biting

Speaking before thinking

Sitting in my recliner playing gold token on my Kindle

eating freshly baked warm chocolate chip cookies.

Sarcasm..

Coffee drinking

HIGH Jumping to conclusions

Fast walking to the bathroom

over sleeping

...being lazy

Let's vote!

Thanks all for voting and participating in the game!!

.....Trent-PA with his para ending of:

The road to success is paved with good intentions. Mine is paved with detours and potholes.

Second place is z71cat with..potholes.

Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page Trent-PA and look for the bonus token on your profile z71cat!

to all who entered and keep this board going!


The Road to Success is Paved with Good Intentions. Mine is Paved with..

I get a huge headache!

stressed-out wild woman getting on my own nerves!

. . cool, calm cucumber. NOT!!!!!!

I'm like a Grumpy ole bear, with a bad bad tude..

I’m like a person with no identifiable personality

drink a coke

➡😃LOL😄⬅

You’re right. That wasn’t my intention. But indeed the only true answer IS chocolate!!

as jumpy as a long-haired cat in a room full of rocking chairs....

Gnargeled sangrista....

vampire in the sunlight.

Aww..sorry marcmandy. I didn't mean to mess up your entry. But I usually don't enter my entries as they are used as encouragement, give ideas or reminders to other players that the contest is still ongoing.

So...who knows, it might have been the winning entry! So as an apology please accept a Para token. (I know, you're gonna say that wasn't your intention, but it would make me feel better.) AND...my road is always paved with chocolate!!!

Sadly this poll is invalid. It is missing the entry by LittleTree which was Chocolate!! It was the entry I was going to make until I saw it there and knew that was my vote.

Can you restart the poll? Thanks! marcmandy

Unfunctionable

I’am just like a dried-up piece of Goat.

a sleepwalking zombie!

Thanks for your responses in the last contest, guys! You're the best!

Thanks everyone!! Fun Board!

..Is.. ..Trent-PA with:

If Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder...I'm only beautiful to the visually impaired!

Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page Trent-PA!


If Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder

mud

Gold

Cow poop

Good intentions.

lost opportunities

Last call for The road to success is paved with Good Intentions. Mine is paved with...

Hey, guys, let's keep this board alive and active, .

Yellow bricks. I'm off the see the wizard . . .

asphalt. Where do you think you're going?

Chocolate!!

Pot holes

Mis-steps and detours

A whole lotta dirt!

just taking one day at a time

detours and potholes.

the smell of da-Feet!

Mine has bad advice

Poll is up.

Winner to receive a para token and second place will receive the bonus token.

Thanks everyone

Yes it's great

..is....z71cat with her para ending of:

If you're gonna act a Fool,at least...enjoy yourself!

Look for a para token and 1 goldero on your profile page z71cat!


If You're Gonna Act a Fool, at Least

Need my laugh 🤣 every night reading the comments. Please keep it going!

Mos def continue with this board - one of the best on GT

Thanks, guys!

Please continue the board. It's the only one I look at or participate in.

Agree, love this board🤗

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Absolutely continue on with this board!
It's in my top 5 of discussion boards on GT.

Last chance to enter for If Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder.. Voting will begin soon!
Guys, I need to know if you want this board to continue. Please give me a heads up one way or the other.

Then ugliness is on the face of th beholden.

THEN:
Everything is beautiful
In its' own way
Like a starry summer night
Or a snow covered winter's day ...

is that what causes cataracts?

Than maybe you need glasses

And ugliness to the Bone

I'm only beautiful to the visually impaired!

So is Ugliness.

Poll is up and

Thanks so much!! Happy Fourth all!

....Trent-PA with his winning para ending of:

Put my pets in another room? Do I ask you to..leave your kids outside in the parked car?

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page Trent-PA!


Put My Pets in Another Room? Do I Ask You To...

lol

I would like to change mine to -

try to do it intelligently.

Fart while at it.

I might as well join you!

..do it alongside everyone else on FB!

Then go a head and do it smarty pants

be a real fool so there no guessing

At least take lessons from one of our politicians..

. . wear your jesters outfit!

don't try to fool me.

make it an Oscar winning performance

Put some clothes on. But

Dress the part

...make sure you've memorized Puck's lines!

Fool the Fools, who think they are Fooling you

Get it on film and submit to America's Funniest Home Videos. You might win $$$.

Enjoy yourself!

Make sure everyone can see! Because no one is going to believe this - WOW

Poll is up and running.

..is.. .. Buddha with:

It's all fun and games until..Goldtoken begins backing up their data servers! Great para ending!

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page soon, Buddha!

It's all Fun and Games Until

take out the garbage, refrain from smoking smelly cigars and marijuana, flush and clean the toilet, shower and put on clean clothes when I visit you?

Lock your kids in the trunk?

Sleep in the horse stable

Sit on paper towels...

Hey, guys, we need some more entries! Voting will start soon!

. . run your pants up the flagpole?

..... Go fly a kite

..put your mother-in-law outside?

Good one!

Choose between me and your kids?

Bring a Fishing Pole to an Aquarium.

Leave your kids outside in the parked car!

and see how funny we can make this!

..is....jroyster with his ending para sentence of:

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless..You want that senior discount.

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page, jroyster!

to all who entered!

Age is Something That Doesn't Matter, Unless

Until you lose an eye

The S.... hits the fan..

..the beer runs out!

Until the cops show up

Until you lose ALL of your Monopoly money 😲

It isn't!

Goldtoken begins backing up their data servers!

The internet goes down

The games start being unfunny..

Until life happens

You wake up in Hong Kong with no shoes and an unwanted tattoo!

.
the police show up!

Someone gets hurt

Somebody starts crying

someone convinces you that its really not that much fun.

Somebody loses their Mind and Dies

Poll is up and there are brand new tokens on the board waiting to be put on your profile page!

Thanks!

That was a good one. Congrats

..is....marcmandy with the para ending of:

Nothing is certain but death, taxes and..Rock'n'Roll! May rock and roll live forever!

Two was a two way tie for second place.

Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page marcmandy!

Nothing is Certain But Death, Taxes and